My current car can be described as "formerly white." From that, you should deduce that I give not a crap when it comes to my vehicle other than it gets me from point A to point B and you don't reset my radio stations. You could say, I don't have a tire to spare (okay, I'll stop).

My parents recently told me I'll need to get a new car soon. I laughed. I hate driving, and I plan to always live in a city where I can use my own two legs and/or public transit, so someone's flying a bit too high in Colorado if they think I'm buying a new car.