Quotes from Christmas Dinner
"How is school? Are you getting smarter?" - my grandmother
"This is my girlfriend." - my cousin's wife's brother introducing his significant other. They'll be married before I bring someone to dinner - and he's 19.
"When are we opening gifts?" - me
"Is there any special girl in your life? Are you so hard to please? Do you have a list of what you're looking for?" - my grandmother to me
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