When I was in high school, I won a few awards. Not to brag, but do you know I'm an award winner? Sometimes, you get really nice steak dinners, and sometimes you get dried out chicken breasts.

At the dried out chicken breast award ceremony, the hosts would call each recipient up to the front and interview them. Just the normal questions: what's your name, what's your favorite class, where are you headed to college, what's your intended major and career path. It's all well and good, minus the fact there were about a billion award winners to get through.