Sallie & Nate: A Futile Parable
Several weekends ago, Sallie hosted a pregame. Natalie showed up with her boyfriend and her boyfriend's friend, Nate. Everyone drank a lot. We eventually make it to a bar. I want food so I join my friends in a booth and steal cheese fries. Meanwhile, they discuss how Nate has had eyes for Sallie all night.
Me: "Really? I hadn't noticed that. Are you going to eat that last fry?"
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