I have been single since seventh grade. This means when I hang out with my coupled off friends, I third wheel. This is not usually a problem unless they a.) are mushy-gushy or b.) are in a fight. Today we’re going to talk about the latter.

A few years ago I visited one of my best friends in Chicago. At least she said she lived in Chicago. She actually lived outside the city, but that’s another post. Anyhow, she was dating some doctor at the time, and she was excited for me to meet him.