By Justin Porter* *Justin Porter is today's guest blogger. Currently Justin is a senior at James Madison University. You can tweet him or like his photos at @jport93. He's especially interested if you want to offer him a job come this May. If you are interested in guest blogging for ATOB, email us at AsToldOverBrunch@gmail.com.

Hopefully at this point in 2015, almost every American has experienced their first run-in with a gay guy. Unless, of course, you don’t believe we exist, or you live under thousands of pounds of rocks.

I’m almost certain you've discovered what gay guys are like based on movies and television shows. All gay guys must be just like Neil Patrick Harris or Chris Colfer (of Glee).

So let me address some stereotypes aka what you shouldn't say to a gay man like myself: