In last week's episode, I enticed you with a title called "Sex and Serial Killers," but we never got to the sex. Today we do. Grab some protection.

My senior year of college, I got chosen to be a conference assistant at a conference on leadership, which is the buzzword of higher education and my most endorsed skill on LinkedIn. Six of us from across the country were chosen. Out of the six one of us was the lead conference assistant, which means nothing, because leadership is what you do, not a title you wear (you can put that on your Pinterest quote board). Anyway, enter “Giovanni,” the lead conference assistant.