We matched exactly 20 days ago. I downloaded Bumble to further procrastinate during finals. Her name was Eva, and I immediately envisioned our love affair seven years into the future because I have a thing for unique names and also a crush on Eva Green from "Casino Royale" in 2006. Also, her profile read, "What is a first date between new friends?"

I don't know, but I want in.

She asked me about my bird because my profile mentions I own a bird. (My bird is the number one question I actually get about myself. People are fascinated by people who own pet avians.)