I like buying unique clothes. This doesn’t mean I follow the way of Lady Gaga and wear meat shirts, but I’m drawn to asymmetrical shirts and coolly patterned pants. This has led me to online shopping. American in-store fashion tends to be very square while I prefer other types of quadrilaterals – even ones with tangents and asymptotes.

This has led to online shopping. One store I frequent is ASOS where I bought the shirt below. It’s hard to tell, but it’s a gray tee with an overlaid black piece that is not, unfortunately or not, stitched down. Aka if I move too fast, which I tend to do when walking, it flaps like a cape. But it has a cool textured appearance and, most importantly, is unique.